As of 1630 GMT on Wednesday 26th January 2011, I am officially Writing A New Script.
My producers have forbade / forbidden me from facebooking, twittering, emailing, blogging or, indeed, talking, showering or eating until the draft is delivered.
So this is me checking out for however long it takes.
Prepare for a monster, constipated blog release upon my return.
To my four subscribers.